Look man, I hate to break it to you but I'm not gay. I know you're lonely living in that cave in bum fuck egypt but your insistent clinging to my nuts is unwanted as I am a lover of the vagina.
Please proceed to
www.gaywidewebmasters.com to be with your "people"
I'm sure they'll be able to assist you in your coming out of the closet party planning.
Have a nice day,
SPeRMy