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i call my 1 year old niece "fartbutt" and my 2 year old nephew "turdbutt" they come to me when i say them too
and my best friend i call Dickard, his name is Rich (richard and dick for short)
my fiance "fucking bitch"
my sisters "whore"
and uhhhh... my mom "bitch" (she just says "and a damn good one at that" when i call her it, so no hard feelings when i say it)
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