"Do you have a wife or girlfriend who is always nagging you to do things like go shopping with her? Does she want you to take her out dancing more or complain that, when she asks for a massage, it lasts like 5 minutes at best? Do you have time to indulge her like this? How thrilled would she be with a whole day of doing whatever she wants? I could go shopping with her, help her pic out outfits, take her out dancing and then give her a massage that will have her melt into your arms when she gets home."
ROFL!!! I am soo using this line on other dudes from now on.
