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Every day multiple sometimes. Sometimes they even get those ones where you get like 20 small farts in a row like thump thump thump like a machine gun.
Me and my significant other like to fart in front of each other. We place our hands on our butts when we do it and then force the other person to sniff it.
Farting is a natural process. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Everyone farts. Even Angelina Jolie and Jessica Alba farts.
People who are afraid to fart openly are people who like to "hide" things. An honest person is a person who is not afraid to fart out loud. A person who farts is a person with integrity.
It's lame to ask how often women fart. Just as much as men of course. Why would women fart any less?
There should be no double standards. Both sexes should be able to fart freely and openly.
I am fucken serious.
Why let society dictate whether you should fart or not just because your a woman? We all die at the end, so what does it matter?
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