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Solution to war: Battle of the dogs
The Americans and Iraqis, at the height of the latest middle east conflict, realized that if they were to continue in the usual manner, they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and which- ever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the other.
The Iraqis found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler females in the world and bred them with the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves on loan from Russia. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removing his siblings which gave him all the milk. After five years, they had come up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen.
It's cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the dog fight, the Americans showed up whith a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund!
Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this weiner dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Iraqi dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and slowly waddled over towards the Iraqi dog. The Iraqi dog snarled and leaped out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund, it's muscles rippling and 3 inch fangs snarling, but when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund opened it's mouth and consumed the Iraqi dog in one bite.
There was nothing left at all, of Saddam Hussein's dog.
The Iraqis came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. . . "We don't understand how this could have happened! We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the whole world, and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves!"
"That's nothin" an American replied... "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make a full-growed Florida swamp 'gator look like Dachshund""
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