- Fat women.
- Ugly women.
- Over 30 spinsters.
- Single moms. (was for 21 years)
- Divorced women.
- Women with any body hair below the eyelashes.
- Women who have taken prescription anti-depressants. (for migraines and for "situational depression" though I see no possible way for them to help that)
- Women who can't cook.
- Women who pass off their kids to daycare. (had to or else we didn't eat)
- Women who have had sex with any guy other than myself.
OK, all those describe me
