JONESY [1:22 PM]:
I totally just signed up for a ballet class dude
Shoehorn [1:22 PM]:
haha
JONESY [1:24 PM]:
im serious man, its going to rock, they let me wear those cute little shoes and everything
Shoehorn [1:26 PM]:
cute little shoes?
JONESY [1:26 PM]:
yeah, theyre cute and they feel really soft
Shoehorn [1:29 PM]:
what the hell is wrong with you?
JONESY [1:42 PM]:
want to fly down to florida and make sandwiches with me and beatrice?
Shoehorn [1:43 PM]:
hell no, unless beatrice is a hot blonde who puts out and you won't be there
JONESY [1:44 PM]:
are you sure, she makes really tasty sandwiches
Shoehorn [1:45 PM]:
i am going to go shoot myself now
JONESY [1:46 PM]:
youre silly
What is the world coming to?
