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One time me and my sweetheart headed out to a swingers hotel party and packed up a bunch of sex toys & bondage gear, and the gym bag was so heavy, he took a handle, I took a handle, and we carried the bag between us as we walked down to the skytrain station.
Sure enough, some cops pull us over because they thought we might be thieves with heavy loot. Long story short... while we didn't have to open our bag and show them our sex toys, we did have to tell them what was in the bag and then we had to answer all these sex questions, like what BDSM stands for, how swinging works, and a bunch of other stuff.
But fortunately we live in Canada, and being sexual adventurers isn't against the law. So, they let us go!
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