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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Allright... my friend lost his liscence (drunken driving) last week... but he has like 3 cars in his backyard still.
So he takes one and comes back home arround midnight. But earlier I gave him a fleshlight (that I just received thanks to fleshlight cash). The cops seen it and they started asking him what was inside etc etc.
They neded up showign it up in front of his GF and like 6 other cars.
Poor fucking guy !
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I have a similar story... 2 years ago the webcam studio where I worked for moved, so one morning I was walking to work with a bag of toys, lingerie and lube. I had maybe 2-3 giant dongs in there, a jack-rabbit, 2 bottles of lube, baby wipes, and garters, stockings, panties and bras, etc...
Im on my way with a 'co-worker' who decides she needs something at the mall. She gets what she needs to the pharmacy although as walk out the place the stupid anti-thief system goes on. Ofcourse I was MORTIFIED to empty my bag on at the cashier with a line of ppl waiting right next to me. Anyway, they tought I was suspicious so some guy takes us back in the office to search our stuff and you can imagine his face when he got trough my bag of goodies.
He took a pic of us with a polaroid he had there to photograph real thieves maybe I should scan it and post it
