Sure thing pal.
Here's the deal. I'll send thousands of dollars through you a month, and in return I'll never get paid. But in the place of my cold hard green backs, you will provide the following..
-You must commit to change your company's name a minimum of once a year.
-Give me a
minimum of one new excuse a month as to why I have not received money, notice, or seen a dime.
-When I call I must get a new rep. from your company telling me that the normal suspects no longer work, or run the company, and everything's fantastic as my check is...
a. In the mail.
b. In front of you as you put on the postage
c. So-n-so is typing in the wire to the bank I should see it momentarily.
d. " " " is in a meeting, and as soon as they get out, it's on the way.
-You
must continue rebilling my exisiting customers, AND you must use the database of old customers from two years ago and start billing THEM as well. Ofcourse, since I will never see a cent, wtf would I care right?
Sounds like a win-win. Let's get d'is shit in writting yo and do some bidness.
