notabook

You, as well as the majority of humanity, have been brainwashed. Nowhere is this more evident than with a kitten. Why is the first thing that pops into your mind ?awe? or ?how cute? when you stare at the furry ball of flesh rather than ?JESUS CHRIST, SMASH IT, IT DOES NOTHING BUT TAKE MY RESOURCES AND GIVES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN RETURN!?? It?s because of the mind-controlling parasites that all cats possess. What? Mind-control? Parasites? Yes, you heard right.

Thousands of years ago when human kind first started to domesticate the dog they clearly saw the advantage of owning one. They could use it as a tool to make their lives easier. When the cats came, however, the humans of old realized the horrors they represented and tried to hunt them into extinction. As a last ditch effort, cat scientists labored for months attempting to come up with a method so that they could hide their obviously flawed nature?

Finally they came up with a solution: A mind-controlling parasites that would affect humans in such a pronounced way that they would no longer kill the cat onsite. While harmless to the cat, to a human it makes them susceptible to, for lack of better words, the ?Cuddle Factor?. At first the humans continued to slay the cats and the cat scientists feared their parasite was not effective. Then, slowly but surely, humans stopped killing the feline fleshbags.

Not much later, humans started to invite the useless creatures into their homes! A useless piece of flesh with fur that constantly stole resources from their owners and contributed absolutely nothing in return. Humans tried to teach the cats to do menial tasks but the felines would have none of it. Humans couldn?t bring themselves to get rid of the cats then? the mind-controlling parasites were already deeply imbedded inside humanity and our role as slaves to the cats began.

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