Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Hehehehe
This reminds me of a story about something that happened to me
I ended up scared to death,
Some fuckball stole my trailer and mower and I was so mad,
Well I baited those dead in the head idiots left a weedeater out in the back of my truck kind of hanging out of there and they actually were dumb enough to fall for it,
That night I sit quietly waiting like a chinese cat waiting to pounce on some soon to be doomed prey.. hell I thought it wouldn't get me anywhere.

Any way the house was dark like a morgue sort of and I was waiting in here like I said and poof is see some fuck ball out there about to grab my trimmer out the truck so I sort of fucked up instead of letting him get ahold of it first I just burst out there like a maniac

Well hell as it ends up there are FIVE of them and my gun JAMS thankfully they fled the scene there when I cocked my pistol
By the time I got back out with my shotgun they were gone


Damn when the gun jammed I just knew I was fucked hell two of them had clubs or bats or some shit
Man
Well they never came back