Originally Posted by Lazonby

Iran: We want to wipe Israel off the map, as well as wanting death to America and all the infidels at the same time. And by the way, we want nuclear power even though we are swimming in oil.

UN: That's fine about wanting death to America and Israel. We hate them too. But if for a moment we suspect that you are lying about your nuke program we might well write a strongly worded letter of condemnation but essentially do nothing at all to stop you (this should give you enough time to destroy Israel for us).

China, Russia, etc: Can we help you build it? We'd sell our own mothers for a little short term cash, even though there would be nothing to spend the money on once the world was destroyed.

America, Britain, Australia, etc: We're pathetically weak and are slaves of our own leftist, defeatist, lunatic press but there's still a chance we might do the correct thing and fight to stop you from destroying Israel, America and all the infidels.

An idiot on GFY: If we have nukes then why shouldn't the Iranians? Everything is Blair/ Bush/ Ann Coulter's fault. I am saying this because I cannot think for myself and I want to fit in with the crowd by coming across as insanely left wing as possible.

A clever person on GFY: Iran being allowed to have nukes is like criminals being allowed to use guns against the police so that they have a fair chance of getting away.