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Originally Posted by baddog
I can think of a couple people that have followed these suggestions to a tee
www.juliablue.com |
hmmmmm...
I followed those:
1) Be wild and obnoxious all the time, this is the porn industry, not church!
2) Don't take no for an answer, ask 50 times if you have to!
3) Fondle all the girls, they love the attention!
5) Run with new ideas, don't waste precious time thinking about them. You gotta beat your competition to the market!
7) Be sure to tell the experienced webmasters stuff you think they are doing wrong. They need honest feedback to keep them on their toes!
9) Icq us at all hours, day or night, just to say "hi". We get so lonely!
10) Always remember that YOUR traffic is gold, and if we want it, we should prepay!
12) Remember, your board name is enough to carry any new program, so start your own company as soon as you can!
but saved this for my retirement:
6) Do lots of WINE and ecstacy, together with pot and alcohol. You gotta fit in!
...but I don't fir in with the usual Florida retirement crowd
