Here's my version of a monologue that I'd love long time!
"Jeka.... the clowns.... the midgets... they rock the HELL OUT OF ME!!!!!! But Jeka rocks more ;) ... unless the clowns are drunk. Did I mention that I like drunk clowns? <whispering>I trap them in my mind."
Jeka is pronounced between "Zheka" and "Zhaka", so more like "Zheaka", with the emphasis on "ea"
That should turn out good.

Thanks a lot!