View Single Post
Old 08-23-2006, 10:57 AM  
Worldnet
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 996
How to beat the military draft if GWB trys it!

Just in case old George decides to bring back the military draft, don't run to Sweden too fast. There are other ways I remember from Nam days. (I did not avoid the draft, but know people who did).
Proven methods:
1. Become a farmer, or work for one, and get an farm exemption.
2. Get in college quick! Get a college deferment.
3. Have lots of kids to support, and a wife. This works sometimes.
4. Shoot yourself in the foot.
5. Do some heroin before the medical exam.
6. Be gay.

Methods rumored to work:
1. Swallow aluminum foil before the xray's at your medical exam.
2. Place a bar of soap in your armpit to screw up your blood pressure.
3. Swallow some soap. (Rumored to cause hemoroids)
4. Act like a fucking lunitic at the medical exam.(worth atry)


Anybody got any others to ad?
Worldnet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote