A womans' soft tongue on my anus? That's so gay, like especially when a woman pushes her tongue in! Even if it's not a man it's still sooo gay! And if her upper lip is even the slightest bit hairy, your gay! If you want to do her from behind and look at her womanly ass, your gay! It's and ass you know and only gay people even talk about that!
Everybody knows that being gay has nothing to do with wanting to fuck and be with someone of the same gender! Now quit all your silly talk!

For the record Tossed Salad is great for dieting and I have enough servings for everyone.
