I was looking for a new computer chair online and came across this handy gizmo.
Sylvania Desktop Shredder with Letter Opener
http://www.theshoppingchannel.com/pr...0000&N=100043#
I can imagine it in action now. Woohoo! Finally got my sponsor check, can't wait to feed my kids! Let me just take this to the good old shredder slash letter opener...