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He'll be out in the outfield shaving with an electric razor in between hitters.
He's all on his cell phone like "yea give me 300 shares of microsoft and 700 shares of wal... hang on a sec I'm up to bat"
he'll get caught banging a thai hooker in a hotel bathroom
Pete Rose will get him banned for life from little league for placing bets on tee-ball games.
him and darrel strawberry will get pulled over one night and busted for cocaine possesion
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