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DWB: Do you suck dick?
SGT STAR: I'm sorry you feel that way. If you would like to speak with someone about your concerns, please e-mail us using the form below.
DWB: Are you a peter puffer?
SGT STAR: Good question. I'm not sure how to answer that. Please try rewording your question. I understand simple questions best.
DWB: Where are you from boy?
SGT STAR: Unfortunately I haven't been trained on that subject. I have been trained to ask for help when I'm not sure about an answer. If you would like a recruiter to answer your question, please fill out this form to send an e-mail.
DWB: How tall are you son?
SGT STAR: I'm 6' - 3 1/2" tall and weight 212 lbs, well within standards for a 27-year-old.
DWB: HOLY SHIT, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.
SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with?
DWB: I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a man in the ass and not have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around.
SGT STAR: I don't respond to that type of language. What else can I help you with?
DWB: What is your malfunction Sgt Star?
SGT STAR: Displayed below are answers that I believe are related to your question.
Here's more:
* Veterinary Corps
* Meeting People
* Where is BCT?
DWB: Don't fuck with me STAR, I will rip out your eyes and skull fuck you!
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