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SGT STAR: Welcome Dwb. How can I help you today?
DWB: Can I creampie Arab chics if I'm sent to Iraq?
SGT STAR: In times of war, deployment is likely. The possibility of deployment is dependant on your MOS and unit of assignment. All Soldiers must be strong, trained and ready upon assignment to a unit and prior to any deployment, including training exercises, humanitarian missions or combat operations. The length and location of your deployment will depend on where the Army is needed.
DWB: You did not answer my question.
SGT STAR: Would you like to speak to a live recruiter?
DWB: All I need to know is if I can creampie those bitches. Yes or no GI Joe?
SGT STAR: This must be Dirty White Boy again. We have gone over this before. Stick to the slopes in south east Asia and stop busting my balls you fucking porno dirt bag. My finger is sitting on a button that could make that shack of a condo you're sitting in become a dirt spot and disappear off Google Earth.
DWB: Fuckin' Commie.
SGT STAR: STFU Cockfag. I saw that weekend post of you and Kman.
DWB: You have mail. I sent my Army application in an easy to read .exe file.
SGT STAR: Thank you asshat. Now can I please get back to work?
DWB: Sure thing e-soldier......
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