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Originally Posted by bdjuf
I really couldn't care less 
give me some REAL company drama, not some bullshit my dick is bigger than yours drama |
Alrighty. This is probably not the kinda company you were referring to but how about this: In 2001, Lights of America, makers of those little twisty fluorescent lightbulbs plotted with Al Qaeda light bulbs to create the perfect agent, one that nobody would suspect... a TERRORIST LIGHT BULB! These bulbs are indistinguishable from other, normal Lights of America bulbs except for their irrational hate of peace loving people. You buy them at the store and you install them, completely oblivious to their intent. The lightbulbs bide their time until some years later after you've forgotten you've even installed they will explode into flames, catching your house on fire and destroying your livelihood. But they don't stop there...
The exploded light bulb emit a particular type of smoke that is easily tracked. Soon dozens upon dozens of Lights of America Al Qaeda bulbs are dropped all over the neighborhood, exploding with a fiery wrath igniting your entire neighborhood in a torrent of fire. Soon every house in the entire neighborhood has fell victim to the might of the evil Lights of America company and their terrorist fluorescent bulbs. Thank the robotic god Archiot, however, that the companies plotting and scheming was foiled just recently thanks to Tam! Now we all know the dangers that these terrorist bulbs represent and we are all a bit safer because of it. *shew*