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Old 08-19-2006, 10:24 PM  
notabook
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Originally Posted by JenniDahling
Only naughty children who didn't eat all their veggies
Bah! Cat?s care not about kids eating their vegetables. Cats just want one thing from humanity and that is absolute submission. The feline race will conquer Earth in the near future and destroy our way of life. Their feline overlords will take up positions in which they can do the most damage with? the next president of the united states will be the unfortunate owner of one of these powerful feline overlords. With that, our lives as we know it shall be short lived.

The majority of the males of earth will be castrated and forced to work the catnip mines and tend to the gigantic city-sized litterboxes for all of their natural born lives. I won?t even mention what will happen to the females under cat-ruled society. Let?s just say the feline overlords have an unquenchable sexual thirst and that a donkey punch will be the least of their worries.
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