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Was at a club in LA. Some drunk fucking asshole went to swing at a guy standing next to me who ducked and his swing hit me smack in the face and knocked me on my back. I was friends with all the bouncers in the place and when they ran up to take the guy out, the dude kicked one of the biggest bouncers right in the balls, and threw his beer bottle which hit a girl standing nearby right in the face. Let's just say he was swarmed on by all the bouncers like a pack of coyotes after that move and the guy looked like he was hit by a train afterwards. Then they carried him out, by his arms and legs suspended off the ground, and literally threw him up into the air so he would smack down hard on the parking lot.
Even funnier when the cops showed up, he was so out of it he thought they were the bouncers again lifting him up and he screamed Fuck You and spat in the cops face. The cops then pulled out their batons and gave him another whooping. LA cops are good about rendering street side justice to asswipes like that.
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