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Bama · 08-17-2006, 01:11 PM

You lose me REAL quick when the article says:

" Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation."

I've never heard of a canine living half a generation and the only mammal I know of that lives that long is an elephant and while yes, it's gray, I don't see a 3 foot trunk for a nose.

There is also the giant tortoise and a Maccaw - but I don't see any feathers or a shell on that carcass so it's pretty safe to say it's not a cross-breed between a canine and any of those long living creatures.

Guess that may be why anyone who'd be in a position to say what it was or wasn't declined to go look at (albeit sad to suffer such a demise) "just another dead dog".

08-17-2006, 01:11 PM
Bama Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Redmond, WA Posts: 2,727	You lose me REAL quick when the article says: " Residents are wondering if an animal found dead over the weekend may be the mysterious creature that has mauled dogs, frightened residents and been the subject of local legend for half a generation." I've never heard of a canine living half a generation and the only mammal I know of that lives that long is an elephant and while yes, it's gray, I don't see a 3 foot trunk for a nose. There is also the giant tortoise and a Maccaw - but I don't see any feathers or a shell on that carcass so it's pretty safe to say it's not a cross-breed between a canine and any of those long living creatures. Guess that may be why anyone who'd be in a position to say what it was or wasn't declined to go look at (albeit sad to suffer such a demise) "just another dead dog".