I've wasted the last half hour playing around with googlisms:
http://www.googlism.com/
According to the wisdom of Google, I am supposedly all of the following:
brian is interested
brian is the authorised maule agent for the pacific and asia
brian is my blog god
brian is a homosexual
brian is north central florida's only honky tonk country
brian is lame
brian is our senior pastor
brian is unsubscribed
brian is an ass
brian is skimpy
brian is a retired high school headmaster from a small town
brian is but just in case you don't
brian is crowned king of the castle
brian is hoping for first major medal
brian is an extremely private person
brian is charged with three counts of forgery
brian is a superhero by nitrous_prime
brian is an idiot
brian is a psychic
brian is back
brian is our life
brian is the best tentang aku selamat datang di situs pribadi saya
brian is a punk
brian is on the digest list
brian is married to linda and has 3 children
brian is a huge nerd_files/
brian is retired from a long and good career in computing at shell's scotford refinery near edmonton
brian is the best
brian is one very happy guy
brian is currently licensed to practice law both in missouri and kansas
brian is correct
brian is a founding partner of gregory consulting
brian is funny sometimes
brian is very enthusiastic
brian is very engaging and personable
brian is on his feet
brian is north central florida's only honky tonk country showcase
brian is cool
brian is a former top sales person
brian is enclosed in a pyramid when torches are inserted
brian is constantly talking
brian is married to irina
brian is not in need of money
brian is a part time maker who eventually started to make knives after many years of collecting
brian is a survivor of an airplane crash leaving him alone and desolate in the canadian wilderness
brian is a city boy
brian is varnishing his toe nails
brian is a board member of off the map
brian is not a real person
brian is the youngest of two boys
brian is having a conversation
brian is 2 1/2
brian is as a composer of both acoustic and electronic art music
brian is tragic tale
"Anal Fisting" and "Midget Porn" are both amusing reads as well.