just send us your first born children so we can make jelly for out passover crackers, and we will be able to hide our horns for another year (they grow if we don't eat ground up babies in our passover cracker jelly)
I remember my bar mitzvah when I turned 13, got a call from the presidents of the biggest banks in the world welcoming me to the club, and they told me they had my back for the rest of my life.
Then Israel called and let me in on the Zionist plots, which explained in detail how they ran all the worlds governments except a few hold out arabic states, but that I shouldn't worry since they will get the secretly jewish US presidents for the next few decades to wipe those arab states off the map.
gotta love being born into the best club in the world
