Originally Posted by notabook

Hmmm... I came to basically the same conclusion; I gather there's this homosexual black who is looking for a car to rent so he can go have his way with Kanye West. If I'm reading it right, it looks like he intends to kidnap West and bring him to school and rape him for hours on end while listening to shitty rap music. For his alibi, he'll say he had to go get a mohawk haircut at the local hair salon. Since all black people look alike, the barber will no doubt collaborate his story.