http://www.midgetarmy.com/2006/08/08...t-a-porn-show/
I have worked in the Adult online industry now for six years. I have traveled to industry gatherings all over the world. The following twelve tips are tips that if combined and followed, are sure to make you the one person at the show that everyone will remember. These tips historically proven effective.
Do not say ?thanks? for anything, this includes, but is not limited to: Cab fares, dinners, drink tabs, valet tips, events. By saying thanks, you totally isolate yourself as someone who has respect for others; this will give others the impression that you are ?weak.? And don?t feel sorry for those that do pay your tab, they have a ton of money and it is no big deal to them.
Plus, you deserve first class treatment.
If you want to speak to someone, please do not be inconvenienced by them talking to others or sitting in a business meeting. Be aggressive, walk right up to them and grab their shoulder and say, ?I need you step aside so I can talk to you.?
Remember, you are a future playa, one day you will roll like the head nigga in charge, don?t let anyone think that you aren?t important.
Always
insult your former company. Potential employers will view this as your being driven to be better than others. They will quickly realize that the company that let you go is ?retarded.?
Whatever you do,
do not attend a gay party. If you attend one, you will magically become attractive and gay guys will try to fag out on you. Only do business with straight people, they are the only ones with traffic. Plus, you don?t want all your message board pals thinking you are light in the loafers.
Always remember, you want people that post a lot on message boards to think you are cool.
Name drop. And don?t just name-drop anyone, name-drop a message board personality. This will add extra awesomeness to your already awesome show, it will validate you as someone that people like and respect.
Whenever someone is talking to you, quickly cut him or her off and segue the conversation with a
?one up on him or her.? Remember, you already know everything there is to know, don?t let others talk down to you just because they run a successful business.
Whenever anyone wants to know what you do,
call yourself a ?consultant.? By calling yourself a ?consultant,? you validate yourself as someone who really knows the game.
When you pitch another company,
make sure you do not know what they do or if your service will work with their program, or what similar service said company uses.
Like I said earlier, you da man, don?t let people think that you do research. You are there because people like you, if they don?t get this, you don?t need their business.
Treat females in the industry as lower beings. After a big night of drinking on someone else?s tab, a good thing to do is to go grope one of them or ask them to show you their tits. You deserve it, you are the man, remember? They aren?t program owners or company execs or decision makers, plus some of them are actually models, so they are totally cool with that behavior. If they are standing next to a guy and you are talking, only make eye contact with the guy. Whenever he speaks, give a nod of interest to him and pretty much pretend she is not there, this will prevent her from chiming in all the time about shopping and ?which mall is the best.? The guy standing next to her will appreciate your shrewd candor. He may even slap fist with you and offer to take you to a big football game someday. Before you know it, you will be living in a Miller High Life commercial.
Then later that night, you can grab her tits at a party.
Plus, you da man.
When you are at an event with an
open bar, if they don?t have your specific beer, let it be known. You have every right to get over served on what you enjoy drinking, not what the party host likes.
Remember, you have a lot of post on the message boards and people think you are cool. You could totally ruin their business by posting mean things. You have earned the power you have, so you deserve a cold one of your choice.
Don?t tip at industry events. The flyer you got said it was an open bar and that the drinks and food were free. The party host is responsible for putting money in the tip jar, not you.
It is important that you don?t let people run over you. If someone calls you out over it, take the higher road and walk away, then when you get home, don?t include him or her in your shoutout post.
That?ll show?em.
Never show all your cards. Whenever anyone asks about what you do, make sure you let him or her know that something huge is coming from you.
Make sure they know that you are going to
change the way the Internet works. This will make them regret not allowing you the time to talk to them, drink on their tab, whatever. Make them realize it was their loss.
If you decide to use my tips, I can assure you that you will have a great show and that everyone will remember you.