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Reminds me of some perv on Yahoo that has been messaging me for years now. Eventually I added him as a friend because he says some goofy ass stuff. I think he's foreign, but he may just have poor English.
Excerpt:
Avii: whass up! buddy
Avii: designing some Anti Virus software or...
C-Lo: nothin, had to take care of laundry
Avii: hehe..
C-Lo: hehe
Avii: ic
Avii: u run some state laundry
C-Lo: no just the dirty house kind
C-Lo: (smiley)
Avii: fuckin** nite stains!!
Avii: cum shots!!
Avii: ok relax...men have sth better to do
Avii: no laundry!!
C-Lo: yes cum shots all over my clothes
C-Lo: and the walls and the rest of my room
Avii: hehe...
Avii: i go randy at timezx
and part of a different conversation:
Avii: location buddy?
Avii: i keep on slipping ..
Avii: Montana
C-Lo: oklahoma
Avii: OMG
Avii: oklahoma..city...
C-Lo: yes
Avii: great fun to be in here
C-Lo: are you in oklahoma city?
Avii: bombed city
Avii: nah...i am calling from honolulu
I must say that I don't design anti-virus software, or any software at all for that matter. I also do not reside in Oklahoma City. He just rambles on about shit like that and how he's making a new kind of car or how he's "screwing some dame." He's very inconsistent. And you can pretty much say anything to him & he doesn't quite seem to comprehend.
He's about as close as you can get to becoming a bot, without actually being one.
If anyone gets bored, you can ICQ me for his nick. Just don't tell him I sent you, because I prefer to speak to him no more than once a month or so.
Okay, that's all, let's get back to work...
later
c-lo
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