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Speaking of shit totally worthless, much like this thread, is cheesecake really a cake? I almost got into a fist fight about that today. I proclaim that cheesecake isn't a fucking cake but instead it is a PIE. I mean look at it, it's a fucking pie man. I think we should rebel on this issue, its importance far exceeds anything else in the world today. Terrorism? It's a one on a scale of ten on this issue. Global Warming? Pffft... maybe a three.
We MUST get cheesecake renamed to cheesepie as soon as humanely possible, the fate of dessert classification rides on this people! People, I know you were divided on the war in Iraq. I know you were divided during the 2000 and 2004 elections. I know you were divided on who should have became the next American Idol. But people... we CANNOT BE DIVIDING ON THIS ISSUE! Cheesecake MUST be renamed cheesepie.
Take up arms, we shall revolt against Betty Crocker and her minions of LIES and deceit. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the British Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in God?s good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.
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