This thread is absolutely hilarious. I've had epassporte for awhile now and I only had one issue with them and I called like an adult would, I discussed the issue like an adult, and it was resolved in 1 day.
Seriously though, sig whores threatening to sue a company does add a certain comic relief to the board.
I'll bet you $5 bucks you won't sue...I'll send it to your epass...oh wait...nm, lol.