Libertine

Name some of the things you've learned in life. Not theoretical knowledge, but everyday practical stuff.
Here's a small part of my list:

- always have a spare roll of toilet paper in the house
- the longer you postpone something, the smaller the chances you will actually do it
- if a beautiful woman you have never met before asks you for a date, chances are she'll turn out to either be very stupid or an obsessive stalker
- the more you try not to forget something, the higher the chances of forgetting it
- when you get drunk and have to puke, it's always in the bar with the raunchiest toilet in the area
- when you wake up next to someone after getting drunk, you will most likely regret drinking that last beer
- the more you prepare for something, the more things that you didn't think of before will go wrong

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