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Old 08-03-2006, 05:36 PM  
Pleasurepays
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: I live in a pile of boogers
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Originally Posted by pornguy
fucking with the cops in a small town is not a bright idea. They will change the laws just to fuck with you. Remember that people in Lincold Nebraska are not as open about adult as in lets say LA!


"So I was ticketed again this week at Cheerleaders Bar here in Lincoln, NE for my WET-T-SHIRT CONTEST! A couple of weeks ago it was a public nudity ticket and now this week it was public indecency, they just don?t quit. See here is the deal I decided to poke a little fun at the police for harassing me so much so I had one of my friends dress up like a police officer and pretend to arrest me. It ended with him taking the handcuffs off me and then getting on stage to tip me. When this happen I grabbed his nightstick which resembles a penis kind of and I pretended like I was going to put it in my mouth. It was all part of the act (in which he was paid for) and seemed fun and the crowd really loved it but I guess the undercover police officers didn't. Soon after there were 9 police in full uniform as well as I think 3 undercover police and they literally shut the bar down right then and there. This we around 11:30 and the bar doesn't close till 1 AM! I guess they said that when I acted like I was going to suck the night stick I was breaking the law by doing a lewd sexual act."
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