Originally Posted by notabook

You are all wrong. Copper Wiring was invented by George Washington Carver in 1825 when he ran out of cherry tree?s to chop down. He didn't have anything better to do so he picked up a penny and used his newest invention, a peanut butter laser guided cherry tree railgun, and fired it directly at the penny. The force of 1,000 nuclear weapons, which happen to be invented by Al Gore, exploded on the penny but in a quantum dimension (term coined by Mahatma Gandhi) so nobody was hurt in the process. And that my friends is why cars run on gasoline.