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Old 08-02-2006, 01:46 PM  
Mike AI
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Originally Posted by Jenny S.
One of several reasons why I got into the porn biz is because I never wanted to sit in an office kitchen again, at lunch time, and have softdrink guzzling pot bellied lazy boy strategists, who never served in the military, who continuously ditched greography class and now can't even find Lebanon on a world map, blab at me about how to cure the world's predominant problems.

I amade it! I finally left the office and started sucking dick. So far, I loved it. Nobody was talking to me about that crap again, everybody just wants BJs and anal sex.

Now reality is catching up with me. It follows me into the dakerst corners of the porn world. The GFY Forum used to be a safe heaven. Look at it now! Where can I hide from the international conspiracy of idiotism? Where else can I go now?


May be I should suggest you for president. The world would be a so much better place. We'd just nuke Iran, and 75% of the world oil supply with it, kill all the towelheads, turn North Korea into a parking lot with the push of a button, disregard the little shit on the map called China, which unfortunately is home for 1/4 of the world's population, and make one of my all time favoured movies reality: Mad Max.

What the fuck, that's how wars are won. Have another zip of your soda!


This is BRILLIANT!!! However, we would have to change the Constitution.

Oh and post some photos of you sucking cock please.
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