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Originally posted by TheFLY
Rule #11: Never let anyone know you are drinking "after work" -- then you are definitely a twerp... You are more attractive to women if you don't have a job and you're drinking from a can. If you are a tool, she'll never go home with you.
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Lay off the crack pipe, homey. First the can over bottle comment, and now this gem. Did you recently suffer a head injury?
Yeah, cans were cool - when I was a punk ass teenager and I had to hurry up and shotgun that shit before the local cops found us and confiscated our cases.
Beer should be drunk from a bottle, or a nice frosted mug on a hot cummer day. Glasses are good for real drinks - gin and tonics, Jack Danials - not those fucked up college ass clown drinks. If you don't like the taste of booze, stick to Schnapps.
Women like unemployed guys sucking beer from a can? Where are you hanging, man? Hunts Point?
You want a rule for a bar? Avoid playing pool unless you know you can kick the shit out of whoever you are playing against, or whoever is waiting their turn to play. Had more fights over drunk retards arguing of the pool table rules than Carter has liver pills. Even though every shithole with a pool table has "House Rules" posted close by.