I have a few rules:
#15 - Do not concern yourself with annoyances like "can I afford another beer" or "I have a lot of stuff to do". Rest assured that friends and beer will make those thoughts dissapear in time.
#16 - The bartender is not going to serve you better if you tip $5 instead of $1-2 per beer.
#17 - Say to yourself at the start of the night "Am I here to drink my ass off, or am I here to pick up?" Once you have decided, do not deviate from the plan. Trying to change to "pick up" mode once you have drank your ass off will not work at all.
#18 - When trying to impress a female, if male, do not drink coolers or coors light.
#19 - The shooter girl is not going to screw you, no matter how much you tip her.
#20 - Buying a round once is great for an impression. Buy one twice and you're a sucker.
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