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Originally posted by TeraBabes
Dude... are you drunk? First you are telling us to drink beer from CANS over beer from bottles, and now you are posting pics sideways.
And while we're at it, that beer is not nearly dark enough.
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Rule #10: Dark beers just make you fat. Just abstain. If you are living in a very cold climate, it's O.K. to drink dark beers -- you need that extra layer of fat to keep you warm. The chicks will be fat too, so you're good to go.
Rule #11: Never let anyone know you are drinking "after work" -- then you are definitely a twerp... You are more attractive to women if you don't have a job and you're drinking from a can. If you are a tool, she'll never go home with you.