07-31-2006, 08:11 AM
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Hello world!
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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W
Cliff Notes
- beinging of time -- Israel: God said this is our promised land.
- Muslims: Allah said this is our promised land.
- "Let's fight for it!"
- Thousands of years pass by -- Israel: See, I told you God said it was ours, now we own it (1947).
- Muslims: Bullshit, we'll fight for it some more.
- 59 years pass by -- Muslims: I got an idea, let's sneak accros and kidnap some Israeli soldiers.
- Israel: Give 'em back or we'll tear you apart till we find 'em.
- Muslims: Fuck you.
- Israel: Oh yeah, fuck you.
- Right now today -
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