This is obviously a conspiracy carried out by several large auto manufactures.
Follow my explanation to freedom!
Osama Bin knocks our shit down -> We pound Afghanistan?s bum -> Afghanistan was to small and Bush didn't get off, so off to Iraq -> Now no longer a virgin Bush wills Isreal to give Lebanon a "Hot Carl" -> Oil prices rise -> Auto manufactures market fuel efficient cars with the help of government tax breaks and 0% financing -> Alternative fuels are produced and Danny Divito gets a beaner from Carrot Top.
See! Fucking obvious huh? Shit where?s my beer? Fucking illuminati must have stolen it! I would do something to fight them but sunlight frightens me.
BTW this thread is retarded, 101st Airborne you mother fuckers! Fuck with America and you best believe we will invade your shit.
