I'm trying to teach my dog pussy-hunting techniques but ....
so I had sex with this girl, and had the two fingers of my left hand in her pussy for a while, then when I went home I let my dog sniff my fingers and took her for a walk
the idea was that my dog would start sniffing all the girls' pussies, and then I'd come up with a killer pick-up line like "OMFG, did my dog just smell your PUSSY, I'm so sorry" etc - chicks dig that (when strangers talk about their pussies on the street), but the bloody dog did nothing, I guess I need a male dog for my "pussy-hunting" operation ;(
can somebody with a male dog please try this and tell me if it works, thanks in advance
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