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Thanks for the updated party list!
Last Year's Internext SUCKED ..... for me that is! I got sick during the flight down to Florida, thanks to the fucking Ebola-like air quality on the plane, and missed at least 50% of Internext (I slept and puked and slept some more). The remaining 50% was spent washing lipstick off of Media guy's head, and masturbating. (Go ahead: Touch his head yourself, and TRY not to masturbate. It just feels so good, and squishy! His head I mean, not masterbating. Well, masterbating too I guess, but anyway. Mmmm squishy.)
Anyway this year 2Much is going ape-shit at Internext. I'm bringing 10 of my hard working staff down to meet, greet, shmooze, party, party and party some more... maybe not too hard. 2 Years ago, there was an incident on a balcony of room 909, with, well, with a midget, and, there was a cellphone, and, we were out of KY, and, well, lets just say that for once, JFK actually dropped his camera... oh the humanity.... anyway...
We have been looking forward to the Internext Hollywood expo. It's THE best expo of the year. It's just the right size to do business at, party at, and relax at. We always have a good time, and the staff of Westin Diplomat are always, ALWAYS outstanding. And of course, who can resist doing a little business, pool side AND ocean side at the same time?
THANK YOU MONTY for all of your hard work! Your friends at 2Much really appreciate the work you guys put into it.
SEE YOU @ INTERNEXT!
Mark Prince, CEO
2Much Internet Services Inc.
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