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When I was maybe 10, we had a family-only membership to a community pool. I had a friend (who happened to be African-American) that wanted to go swimming with me one day. So I went to the front desk and said "My family has a membership here." The attendent said "I'm sorry, but your membership doesn't include friends."
I leaned in close, and whispered, "This IS my brother, but from the side of the family we aren't supposed to talk about."
uh, oops...
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Abra-cadabra!
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