Originally Posted by FleshJosh

One of my ex girlfriends used to like it when I would talk dirty during sex...I used to say all sorts of nasty shit but it all came to an abrupt halt when we were going at it one night and in the middle of all the excitement, I called her a "fucking bitch"...as soon as I said it, I knew she was gonna be pissed...sure enough, I ended up with a foot in mouth and a big pair of blue balls