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I was watching an American football game with one of my high school buds, a 6?3? man of African descent. I blurted out halfway through the game ?You know, those fucking porch monkeys may be lazy as hell but at least they sure know how to run. I guess the spear chuckers got plenty of experience in their youth while stealing white folks shit and running from the cops?. Well what happened next was certainly surprising: I got knocked in the jaw by my 5?8? white friend. When I asked him just what the fuck did he think he was doing he replied: ?Dude, don?t say spear chucker, you have a negroid sitting not five feet away from you!?. I replied back to my friend ?Thank god he?s deaf then huh??. Then we all masturbated.
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