Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed

Two more quick ones:

-- Walking up to two customers, asked "May I help you folks?" But as I said "folks", I hiccupped, and it came out "May I help you fucks?"

-- I worked at a gas station in the winter, and to be polite, I would always offer to pump gas for women, even on the self serve island. I walked up behind one woman with beautiful long hair, "Can I help you with that, Ma'am?" She turned around and I quickly realized she was actually a guy with long hair. "Oh shit, I'm sorry man. I've been sniffing fumes out here all day and I must have gasoline in my eyes!"