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SteveLightspeed · 07-27-2006, 06:23 PM

At 19, I worked as a salesman at a small computer store, and it was so slow there sometimes my buddy and I would sneak into the back and get drunk. I heard the door open, so we hid everything away and I came out to greet the customer. But there was no one there, so I assumed they opened the wrong door and left.

So I yelled to my buddy in the back, "Its ok, no idiot customers in sight! Pour me another shot!" --- 10 seconds later my boss walked out of the bathroom... "Idiot customers? And pour you another shot of WHAT?"

uh, oops...

07-27-2006, 06:23 PM
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	At 19, I worked as a salesman at a small computer store, and it was so slow there sometimes my buddy and I would sneak into the back and get drunk. I heard the door open, so we hid everything away and I came out to greet the customer. But there was no one there, so I assumed they opened the wrong door and left. So I yelled to my buddy in the back, "Its ok, no idiot customers in sight! Pour me another shot!" --- 10 seconds later my boss walked out of the bathroom... "Idiot customers? And pour you another shot of WHAT?" uh, oops... __________________ Abra-cadabra!