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Cory W · 07-27-2006, 03:05 PM

Have you ever stuck your foot in your mouth? What are your stories? You know, when you say something totally inappropriate, etc.

Here are two of mine:

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A couple years back on the fourth of July, we went down to Newport Beach (the cliff area) and posted up to watch fireworks. I set up my camera, tripod and all.

A large crowd gathered. The location is buried within a very wealthy neighborhood, many of the attendees just walked down, however, some drove in and parked like we (my girl and I) did.

While the show was going off, and in between the applause, I said,

"This kind of sucks to be honest. What happened to the big fireworks they used to have."

I said it and it fell into a pit of silence.

When the fireworks ceased, and the applause began to subside, and my tripod was almost put back into my bag, one guy spoke up and said,

"Everyone, lets give a big round of applause to Steve for making this happen. Without him paying for this, as many of you know, the kids would not have had any fireworks this year."

I looked at my girl and felt like an ass.

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Last year in Phoenix, Gabe found us a modeling agency for the Phoenix Forum. We had them promote our site, Fuck Her Right.com, although the site wasn't launched then (obviously).

But the price of the models concerned me greatly. When Gabe quoted me the price, it was extraordinarily inexpensive. I was concerned the girls would be terrible.

But the opposite happened, the girls turned up on time and they were awesome. Super friendly, cute, interactive, it was awesome. We got tons of compliments. There was one girl in charge, she handled the money, the other girls got cut checks from her.

And then at one of the JBM hooters events, I got approached by someone (damned if I can remember which one of you it was, but if you are reading this, you know). The guy basically told me the models were awesome and that we did great.

I was a little buzzed from the beers, but I turned to him and said,

"Bro, it is amazing. You will never believe how much they cost! Lets just say that 4 of them combined doesn't equate for what most hot models would ask. These girls are cheap man!"

And then one of the models, whom I had no idea was standing behind me, tapped my shoulder,

"Excuse me, but what did you just say?"

I am sure I was bright red. I mean, I think I almost fainted from embarrassment.

07-27-2006, 03:05 PM
Cory W Deeply shallow Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Hollywood, Ca. Posts: 9,133	What are your best "foot in your mouth" stories? Have you ever stuck your foot in your mouth? What are your stories? You know, when you say something totally inappropriate, etc. Here are two of mine: ------------------ A couple years back on the fourth of July, we went down to Newport Beach (the cliff area) and posted up to watch fireworks. I set up my camera, tripod and all. A large crowd gathered. The location is buried within a very wealthy neighborhood, many of the attendees just walked down, however, some drove in and parked like we (my girl and I) did. While the show was going off, and in between the applause, I said, "This kind of sucks to be honest. What happened to the big fireworks they used to have." I said it and it fell into a pit of silence. When the fireworks ceased, and the applause began to subside, and my tripod was almost put back into my bag, one guy spoke up and said, "Everyone, lets give a big round of applause to Steve for making this happen. Without him paying for this, as many of you know, the kids would not have had any fireworks this year." I looked at my girl and felt like an ass. ------------------- Last year in Phoenix, Gabe found us a modeling agency for the Phoenix Forum. We had them promote our site, Fuck Her Right.com, although the site wasn't launched then (obviously). But the price of the models concerned me greatly. When Gabe quoted me the price, it was extraordinarily inexpensive. I was concerned the girls would be terrible. But the opposite happened, the girls turned up on time and they were awesome. Super friendly, cute, interactive, it was awesome. We got tons of compliments. There was one girl in charge, she handled the money, the other girls got cut checks from her. And then at one of the JBM hooters events, I got approached by someone (damned if I can remember which one of you it was, but if you are reading this, you know). The guy basically told me the models were awesome and that we did great. I was a little buzzed from the beers, but I turned to him and said, "Bro, it is amazing. You will never believe how much they cost! Lets just say that 4 of them combined doesn't equate for what most hot models would ask. These girls are cheap man!" And then one of the models, whom I had no idea was standing behind me, tapped my shoulder, "Excuse me, but what did you just say?" I am sure I was bright red. I mean, I think I almost fainted from embarrassment. __________________ ICQ: 292310358 Offering writing and content services (mainstream). Marketing for L3 Payments