and remember to delete some of the pics you take with your camera phone, 2 days ago I went to the movies with this cute girl, she says can I have a look at your phone, I'm like yeah sure, next thing she's going trough all my pictures.
Now 'all my pictures' were the pictures I took the first two days after I got the phone and I remember some of them were me in lying naked in bed, then a picture of my dick, and then another one and so on... Lucklily I had deleted most of them so she didn't see anything shocking like my 22" meatloaf for example
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